Element: WOMAN

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Symbol: Wm

  • Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6kg;
  • isotopes may vary from 40-200kg.
  • Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

  • Boils at room temperature
  • Freezes without any known reason
  • Melts if given special treatment
  • Bitter, if wrongly used
  • Sweet if given proper treatment

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

  • Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
  • May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for unknown cause
  • Most powerful money reducing agent known to mankind

TESTS

  • Element turns rosy pink when happy
  • Element turns gray when specimen is placed behind a bitter test

POTENTIAL HAZARD

  • Illegal to possess more than one!
  • Although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other.

WARNING

Prolonged exposure to so many elements can cause severe financial hemorrhaging and mental distress to mankind.

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9 thoughts on “Element: WOMAN

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  2. hi,
    i know you dont know me, but hope u dont mind if i drop a line or two on ur blog ๐Ÿ™‚

    certain parts in this entry are kinda offensive la sbb not all Wm fall in the properties/categories that u mentioned..

    “-Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
    -Most powerful money reducing agent known to mankind”

    not very true, huhu…

  3. actually, that is cut and paste article..
    so maybe tak fit ngan semua Wm la kan..
    but maybe, just maybe..
    ade yang camtu kat luar sana..
    btul tak?
    hehe

  4. i agree with all and i’m proud to say i’m a WM! whoot whoot! go WM!!! owh girls, give it up… u know they’re all true, why deny it? and guys, u know u need us… *wink*wink*

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